|
Posted by un-known on January 25, 2002 at 11:01:04:
>> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >>This is a joke that is really funnie and it works!] >> > >> > > >>An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. >> > > >>She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world >> > > >>for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to >>buy the >> > > >>food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow >>old >>ladies >> > > >>to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal >>because a lot >>of >> > > >>old >> > > >>ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. >> > > >> >>>> >> > > >> >>>>So the old lady went home, got her dog and went >> > > >> >>>>back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she >>came back >> > to >> > > >> >>>>buy the best cat food around. >> > > >> >>>> But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the >>old lady >> > > >> >>>>went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery >>Store to buy >> > the >> > > >> >>>>cat food >> > > >> >>>> >> > > >> >>>>. The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store >>again >> > carrying >> > > >> >>>>a big container. She went up to the sales lady and >> > > >> >>>>said, "Put your hand inside here". >> > > >> >>>> >> > > >> >>>> The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, >>"there is >> > probably >> > > >> >>>>something >> > > >> >>>>in >> > > >> >>>>there that will bite me!". >> > > >> >>>> >> > > >> >>>> "I promise you that there is nothing in here that >>will bite >> > > >> >>>>you.", the old lady said. >> > > >> >>>> >> > > >> >>>> So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container >> > > >> >>>> and screamed....... >> > > >> >>>>
|