Posted by Barman Dick on March 28, 2001 at 15:09:15:
In Reply to: Bill Beautifuil challenged by Fearless frank posted by The society for prevention of cruelty to Bulmers on March 28, 2001 at 14:47:33:
In the Red corner, weighing in a 238lbs, standing 5 ft 7inches in his stockinged feet, wearing the sombrero and kilt, its the reigning champion, the suction pump from station road, Bill "My god its so hard to be humble" Beautiful
and in the blue corner weighing in at 112 lbs 2 1/2 ounces, standing 5ft 6 inches with his hair cut, wearing a rather fetching Bay city rollers number, the challenger, the one and only....whats his name again ?
Ok now I want a good clean fight, no bringing up embarrasing shifts, no technical jargon, and when I say "FOR THE LAST TIME WHO ORDERED THESE BULMERS" you take it in turns to pay.