Posted by Lucky on March 30, 2001 at 00:14:27:
In Reply to: Re: The end! posted by OR on March 30, 2001 at 00:07:34:
Woman: Sir if I was your wife I'd put Cyanide (spelling?) in your tea.
Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
Other Woman: You sir are drunk
Churchill: And you madam are ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning.
I think it was Churchill, I could be wrong.
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