Posted by QandA on April 30, 2002 at 09:31:00:

Lost for words when the canvassers come to the door? Our handy dial-an-issue will solve all your problems. Just pick and mix at will. Rural or urban it makes no difference we have an issue that you can raise:

radiotherapy
car insurance
minimum sentences
street crime - curfews - make the parents responsible
waiting lists
closed wards
breast cancer units
the N5
broadband
brown envelopes
Section 4s
brown envelopes campaigns - the right to overfish salmon
the farmers right to pollute rivers
the farmers right to be property developers
the farmers right to stop people walking on beaches and hills
the politicians right to ignore planning
everyones right to keep travellers in their place
everyones right to keep refugees out
the right to free plastic bags
the right to free rubbish disposal
landfilling as long as it's not in my back yard
no incinerators
cash-back for taxis
cash-back for eircon 'investors'
less tax
more pay
CCTV
no VAT on childrens shoes
bowls - bertie or otherwise
a World Cup win for Ireland

Any more?

Follow Ups:

• Re: The canvassers only ring twice Planner 09:37:29 30/04/02 (11)
  • Re: The canvassers only ring twice CryptosporidiumLuver 13:17:49 30/04/02 (1)
    • Winning the Farming Vote AnTaisceHater 13:23:07 30/04/02 (0)
  • Re: The canvassers only ring twice An Taisce 10:25:47 30/04/02 (8)
    • Re: The canvassers only ring twice Que? 10:45:40 30/04/02 (7)
      • Re: The canvassers only ring twice An Taisce 11:14:33 30/04/02 (6)
        • Lough Lannagh Whats The Point 11:20:30 30/04/02 (5)
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            • Re: Lough Lannagh An Taisce 11:41:24 30/04/02 (3)
              • Re: Lough Lannagh Concerned 11:54:32 30/04/02 (2)
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