You can either slap her in the oven . . .

Posted by Well on August 15, 2003 at 15:11:47:

In Reply to: Re: Castlebar Girls posted by Now this is getting interesting on August 15, 2003 at 15:08:14:

or you could hang her in a drying shed (like we use for our famous Castlebar Smoked Hams) for a couple of months.

This would give the girl a very prune like texture but I can't tell you what the flavour would be like.

Please note that Castlebar.ie does not condone the pruning of girls or animals !