Posted by Scrawny on June 14, 2001 at 15:57:40:

In Reply to: Don't be Afraid Rosemary posted by Rainbow Brite on June 14, 2001 at 15:51:44:

i'm a philosopher
and i do studies on sleeping people
for example,i discovered that 95% of people who go to bed with an itchy anus wake up in the morning with a smelly finger
and 97% of males who go to bed with sex on their mind wake up with the solution in their hand
i have calculated that 75% of people make up three quaters of the worlds population
i have also calculated how high is up and how far you have to go to be away
i have managed to squeeze bllod from a turnip and turnips from blood
and i'm in the process of learning how to type,spell and use punctuation.

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