Posted by zzzzzzzzzzzzz on July 06, 2002 at 13:36:37:

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and
one blonde with big boobs."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big
boobs?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, I told
you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Follow Ups:

• Re: WW3 madman 17:00:48 06/07/02 (5)
  • Re: WW3 fergalg 17:23:05 06/07/02 (4)
    • Re: WW3 Phillo 20:17:40 06/07/02 (3)
      • War planes over Galway Bay. Fujitsu Siemans 12:56:06 08/07/02 (2)
        • Re: War planes over Galway Bay. - REPLY, in witticism, ETG Edward T. Graney 19:14:54 13/07/02 (1)
          • A little bit of gratitude please. Fujitsu Siemans 09:33:39 15/07/02 (0)

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