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Posted by NOT MARTY B on March 29, 2004 at 21:37:19:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is
hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the woman; the
man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
just wait for the police...."
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