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[Photo Galleries ][Polls Discussion ] [ Go to Castlebar ] [ The BB Index ] [ Disclaimer ] [Nostalgia Board ] [Roots ] [NB Refresh for current version and all follow-ups] Posted by Mogli on April 14, 2004 at 22:44:06: In Reply to: Re: the govt should multiply the numder of pubs by ten posted by regulator on April 14, 2004 at 22:20:56: The market should rule - provide licences to anyone who applies and watch the price of a pint drop when the Mick O'Learys of the pub business get going! I can see it now:
Bring your own beer mats and glasses with you. Extra discounts if you bring a stool and don't take up bum space on the four seats provided. Discounts for those who pay using the LOWFARESPUB CREDIT CARD. Pre order your draught pint with a text message sent using LOWFARESPUB-TELECOM as you step out of your door so that it is ready when you arrive. The only alcoholic drinks we sell are those that give us really good introductory deals – but you will always find LOWFARESDUFFBEER on tap. The only towns we set up in are those that waive all planning and development fees. While we are not exactly located in the centre of town you will find that our LOWFARESTAXISERVICE provides an excellent service driving you the 5 miles out the Newport Road so that you arrive refreshed and ready to drink. Remember LOWFARESPUB means CHEAPDRINK. In fact it's so cheap we can give it away. COMING soon to a location not too close to where you are now.
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