In Reply to: Hell really exists!! posted by Jimbob on August 23, 2004 at 15:02:36:

May I go straight to Hell where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola, where fiery demons will punch me in the back, where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers,where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds...

Bart did it!