Two Englishmen, two Irishmen, two Scotsmen and two Welshmen were washed up onto a desert island after their ship sank.

After a year on the island the two Scotsmen had started a distillery.

The two Welshmen had started a male voice choir.

The two Irishmen were still fighting each other on the beach,

And the two Englishmen were waiting to be Introduced to each other!