Posted by Pointe eile on February 25, 2005 at 14:53:23:
In Reply to: Pints posted by Peter King on February 25, 2005 at 11:28:24:
Ask yourself the following questions!!!
1. Have you been 'on it' for more than three evenings in a row?
2. Do you regularly include 'shooters' in the evening's drinking
3. Would you drink advocaat/crème de menthe if you were bored enough?
4. After trying a donner kebab for the first time have you ever had
5. Have you carried on drinking after you have vomited during the
6. Have you ever lost your door keys while out drinking, shrugged, and
7. Are you used to seeing a little white pint glass in the bottom right
8. Can you play darts and/or pool to an above average standard?
9. Do you have any 'mates' whom you've met in the pub and are 30+ years
10. Have you ever been barred or ejected?
11. Do you have any pints 'in the bin' down your local?
12. Do you 'know your limit' and usually ignore it?
13. Have you ever bought a packet of nuts/cheese and onion crisps/pork
14. Do you like any of the following: White Lightning, Tennents Super,
15. Have you ever fallen asleep in a pub/bar/club?
16. Has anyone ever refused to serve you another drink with the words
17. Have you ever 'borrowed' a pound from a stranger because 'you've
18. Have you wet your bed since you were a child?
19. Have you ever been sick in bed and left there it until morning?
20. Do you regularly awaken on a Sunday morning and have to think about
21. Do you tend to sleep in your clothes at weekends?
22. Has 'hair of the dog' ever taken the shakes away?
23. Is eating cheating?
24. Could you identify a single malt whisky from a blend, in a taste
25. Have you ever blamed your state on 'a dodgy pint'?
26. Have you ever stood outside a pub in the cold looking at your watch
27. Do the bar staff from more than two pubs know your 'usual'?
28. Have you ever taken paracetamol/used a straw in order to get drunk
29. Have you purchased MD "Mad Dog" 20/20 outside of your teens?
30. Is re-corking a bottle of wine to save it for another day out of
31. Have you ever smelt your fingers the morning after to check whether
32. Have you ever been sent home from work with a hangover?
33. Are there any traffic cones/road signs just hanging around in your
34. Do you ever awaken with mysterious cuts and bruises that you have
35. Do you have a drink most days (5+ days per week)?
36. Have you ever been refused entry to a club for being hammered?
37. Have you ever woken up next to someone that only the phrase 'beer
38. Do you not worry about bringing a coat out with you because you
39. Do you prefer a clapped-out unlicensed taxi driven by someone who
40. Have you ever pulled someone after you've vomitted?
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