If you’ve ever mowed your lawn and found a car, you might be a reder
If your dog and a wallet are both on a chain, you might be a reder
If people regularly knock on your front door thinking your having a yard sale, you might be a reder
If you go to your family reunion to meet women, you might be a reder
If you see a sign saying “say no to crack” and it reminds you to pull your jeans up, you might be a reder