In Reply to: they have an alloy in parliament posted by Spelling police on June 10, 2005 at 18:15:43:

We had a chemistry teacher in school who when teaching us about Alloys discussed Barium and Sodium whose chemical symbols happen to be Ba and Na.

'Now lads what alloy is this?' he asked. On the black Board in white chalk carefully distinguishing between the uppercase and lowercase letter he put up the following chemical formula:

'Ba Na Na'

Sir Sir Sir we said.

Barium Sodium-ate?

Barium di Sodium?

DiSodiumBaride?

and a lot more like that

"No Bucks" he said finally

That's how you spell banana!