In Reply to: Joke of the Day posted by Terry on March 03, 2006 at 13:23:27:

Irish man paving the streets in Landan when an engineer approaches him and watches him lining up a paving stone before slotting it into place . . . "I say there Paddy, when we pave our streets we expect the paving stones to be seperated by a gap with tolerances in the zero to three millimeter range.", Paddy gives him a look and ses, "Well that wouldn't be good enough for me!", "Really!!!", ses the engineer, "What tolerances do you use?", "Well" ses Paddy, "I dunno about them taller fences but for accuracy millimeters isn't good enuff!", "My God, do you use micrometers Paddy?".

"No everytime we do it, we have to 'spot on'!"