Why Munster are gonna win!

Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Paul
O'Connell has three Ys and a P. He's more man than you'll ever be.

Paul O'Connell appeared in the "Mortal Kombat II" video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to run the
length of the screen and bust his opponent earning him a 'Flawless
Victory'. When asked about this "glitch," O'Connell replied, "That's no
glitch."

As a child Jerry Flannery used to hunt alligators in the Shannon. I know
what you are thinking: there are no alligators in the Shannon ! Yeah ...
Now there ain't !

The world record for most simultanaeous female orgasms was set when
Paul O' Connell took off his top in Paris

Marcus Horan wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the
players on the other team.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Donnacha O'Callaghan

Superman owns a pair of Paul O'Connell pyjamas.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself ... The only thing fear has to
fear is Paul O'Connell

Someone tried to tackle David Wallace once but then found out you can't
tackle David Wallace.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two euro from Denis Leamy and forgot to pay him back

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets
an immovable object" was finally solved when Anthony Foley punched
himself in the face.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for
Paul O'Connell.

Anthony Foley was killed in a car crash 5 years ago, but the Grim Reaper
can't work up the courage to tell him.

Paul O'Connell sleeps with the lights on. The dark is afraid of him

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