Time for a break, check out the C'bar website . . . quiet enough, maybe we're not supposed to surf on Good Friday?

I'll probably burn in hell for all eternity for this one but here's my Jebus joke for ye (if jokes about our Lord offend then stop reading now).

Jebus is up on the cross and he calls to St.Peter : "Peter, peter come here"

Pete : "Yes, my Lord, what is it . . . ?"

Jebus : "Come closer, Peter, come closer!"

Peter moves to the foot of the cross and looks at the sorrowful state of his master.

Pete : "I am here my Lord, what is you require of me your humble servant?"

Jebus : "Peter I . . . "

Pete : "Yes, my Lord, what is it?"

Jebus : "Peter . . . "

Pete : "My Lord, my Lord, what is it?"

Jebus : "Peter, don't let any of the lads touch my Easter Egg, I'll be back for it on Sunday!!!"