In Reply to: re: re: your name is not goodwin posted by Dick Cheney on January 06, 2008 at 22:20:47:

AAAAAAAAAAAAH.............. its you again! I thought it might have been Dick Barton, special agent! When I was a kid,I was forbidden to play with you on fear of excommunication. My mam reckoned you was a horrible,nasty, bullying, evil little git. Yep, I can still picture ya now - all snot and Marmite and red hair plastered down with Truegell. Ya had so much gunge on your hair we thought ya Pa had oil shares in shell. A typical example of sparing the rod and spoiling the child. Just look how you've grown up. Ugh! your a disgrace. we all shudder at the very thought you. The only creatures that might take a fancy to you are the grizzly bears and the midges. No wonder ya such a son of an old groll. We knew your sort from the first - used to pull the little girls pig tails and throw rocks at old ladies' pussy cats. Evil little s*d. Now ya want to blow up the world and nick all the oil. They should have sent you on an exchange visit to a Irish reformatory school and made you learn Irish. Now that and the old divil would have really put the wind up ya trousers Gercheeeeerrrr! :-)