Young fello came home from school,said he has to write 30 lines for the teacher......I asked him why,he said dad the teacher asked,has any boy got a good joke for me, and I put up my hand,well Johnny what is your joke,so I told him this joke...One day my dad came home to the house with two gold fish...the teacher asked me what did I name them...LIKE A FLASH I said one and two...he said why did I do that,and I said because if one dies...then I will have two left...all the boys in the class room starting laughting and the teacher said, Johnny your to smart 30 lines.I dont think he seeing the funny side of it dad,no more jokes for me.