Winter Parking

One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in

the city of Buffalo NY were listening to the radio. They

heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10

inches of snow today. You must park your car on the

even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get

through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the

radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches

of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered

side of the street so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next

week they are again having breakfast, when the radio

announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of

snow today. You must park..."

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very

upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,

"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the

street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get

through?" With the love and understanding in his

voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the

husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in

the garage this time?"