In Reply to: there's sno snow here . . . posted by Pet Eireann on February 02, 2009 at 14:16:46:

Ah, now, c'mon Dougal - that is not snow. Jack has just had a bad outbreak of Dandruff. And whit d'ye want that old Elvis mug fer?

Mrs Doyal, you've broken yer back, falling' doon the stairs, ah well, that's a shame, but put the kettle on will ye, and fetch us a nice bun.

Nooo, Dougal! Stop having a wee wee on the Wi! It's not a toilet!