I am the Task Master
I am giving the people of Castlebar twelve tasks which, should any one person complete successfully, will give those people a great reward.

Your second task is thus:

You must greet the people you meet by shaking hands with your left hand and placing your left hand behind their neck gently and look into their eyes and say
'It is good to meet you, to meet you is good' and then thou shalt remove your hand from their neck and continue to communicate in your normal fashion.

To some of my simpler followers who asked questions about toilets I say, are not the toilets of cafes, restaurants, bars and pubs public? Are they available for use by their customers who are members of the public