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Posted by How's She Cuttin' on April 29, 2011 at 09:40:56:

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
WOMAN: 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious? ')

Warden: 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

WOMAN: 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

Warden: 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

WOMAN: For reading a book,' she replies,

Warden: 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

WOMAN: 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

Warden: 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

WOMAN: 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

Warden: but I haven’t even touched you,' says the game warden.

WOMAN: That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
Warden: Have a nice day ma’am and he left.

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