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Double Barrelled Shotgun

Posted by Holds Twice the Snack Boxes on June 16, 2011 at 10:56:26:

In Reply to: street bins posted by michael m on June 14, 2011 at 21:38:29:

Well you hit more ducks (C' does not condone the shooting of ducks) with two barrels than one.

You can get more people drunk with two barrels than one.

And that's why you need two bins . . . as once you've consumed one of those two barrels you'll have an unmerciful hunger on ya so it'll be a Big C n chips with fresh cod, followed by a Kebab, with Onion Rings and Taco Fries and a pizza or two followed by a 'Shnack Box' . . . the thing is after all that grub you don't really have room for the 'Shnack Box' but sure 'eyes bigger than the belly and all that' (though I tell ya ye'd want to have eyes the size of an O'Neills regulation ball to best mine!!!) so just like the hundred other mad yokes who were out that night and ate the same menu that's a lotta 'Shnack Boxes' and wan poor bin on it's own just ain't gonna cope - ergo two bins - both barrels lads!


P.S. Buy a Happy Heart!

P.S.S. C' does not condone overeating.

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