Posted by How's She Cuttin' on June 30, 2011 at 22:06:48:
The Old Sailor.
An old retired seaman puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back'.
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