Posted by How's She Cuttin' on July 29, 2011 at 10:02:59:
“ Stagnure But Ture “
Read this quickly and you will be amazed.
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And because it's the bank holiday weekend, you get 2 for the price of 1...
At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Lancashire and
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Jaguar every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,
'If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence.
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F--k him'
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