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Alas! Smith and Jones

Posted by Odds and Ends on March 09, 2013 at 11:26:40:

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist, best friends, graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties , they would open a practice together in Castlebar to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors"

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
- No go.

Next, they tried
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds"
- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in
"Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
- unacceptable again!

So they tried
"Analysis and Anal Cysts" -
not a chance .

"Nuts and Butts"
- no way .

"Freaks and Cheeks"
- still no good .

"Loons and Moons"
- forget it .

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it!


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