A man and his ever nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away.The undertaker told the husband:"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him that he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked: "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship ypur wife home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied: "Long ago a man died here, was buried here and just three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance".