Lie Detector Robot.
A father bought a Lie Detector Robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decided to test it out on his son at supper time.
The father asked the son, "Where were you last night?"
Son replied, "I was at the library."
The robot slapped the son.
"OK, I was at a friend's house, watching a movie," the son fessed up.
"What movie were you watching? the father asked.
"Toy Story," the kid answered.
The robot slapped the son again.
"OK, OK, we were watching porn!" cried the son.
The father yelled, "What? When I was your age I did not know what porn was."
Robot slapped the father.
The mother laughed and said , "He certainly is your son."
The robot slapped the mother.
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