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Posted by How's She Cuttin'? on July 19, 2013 at 09:06:26:

THE BUM

A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you
spare two dollars?"
The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on
liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. "You are not
going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum. "You wouldn't waste the money
at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man. "Never,"
says the bum, "I don't play golf." The man asks the bum if he would like
to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly.
While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the
better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy
like me at your table?" "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth
it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or
play golf."

 
 
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