If you've had one of those, TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this...
On the way home, stop at your local pharmacy, and go to the section where they have thermometers. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-Tip." Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Unfold the written material that accompanies the thermometer, and note the statement in small print that says, "every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."
Now, close your eyes, and say out loud five times, "Thank God, I don't work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."