Posted by g. on January 28, 2000 at 00:58:25:
Terminators concentrate this message gets easier!
So far I have tried to communicate with you using the standard humunoid lingual medium.
I see now it wasn't exactly the English language that was the problem for you Guys it was the subject-predicate complex sentance structure that got you.
Anyhow, in the name of Linda Hamilton, I thought that being the superior humanoid here I should make the effort to compreprend you.
In fact, one of the world finest monosylabbic brains, Misunderstood, has concentrated himself on cracking your code since this this afternoon.
And he succeeded but frankly I didn't understand a word of his translation
However I suddenly remembered a fine educational documentary I had watched about the Second World War and the French Resistance.
In 'Allo 'Allo all the Frogs had to do to make themselves understood by the Crouts was talk in a fake German accent.
I am going to apply the same logic to yourselves.
Here goes!
Squids. Expense. Accounts.
Who. Ever. Heard. Of. A. Terminator. Who. Had. To. Pay. For. Anything. ?.
What. Kind. Of. Wussy. New. Terminators. Are. Ye. Guys. Anyhow. ?.
By. The. Way. ,. After. TRBV. Comes. HdAche.
I. Will. Be. Waiting.