Posted by Local News on July 24, 2000 at 18:53:52:
In Reply to: Roly Poly Fish heads..... posted by Fish Merchant on July 24, 2000 at 18:40:07:
Gregory Ames, age 8, barely escaped injury today as he was attacked by an enraged fish head. Gregory and his family were visiting a County Mayo coastal town, when the fish head, hiding in a basket of fruit, lunged for Gregory's neck. Quick thinking on Gregory's part averted a certain tragedy.
"I just gave the ol' fish head a Ninja Chop to the gills and then put him in a headlock". said Gregory after the incident.
Police are not releasing the name of the involved town, fearing a decrease in the tourist trade.