Posted by Commander of the Bohola 1st. (sheep) army on August 30, 2000 at 17:22:08:
In Reply to: Re: FINAL WARNING!!! posted by Connaught Defence Force on August 29, 2000 at 19:37:20:
To The Leader of The Republic of Connaught:
HA HA!
You all fell for our little trick. The placing of our Navy in the Moy was merely to divert your attention while our crack squad of highly trained sheep destroyed your 35mhz transmitter (we dragged the whereabouts of the transmitter from a member of your "crack" squad who we captured and tortured. He is now imprisoned in the TV tower which, though badly damaged, is still standing.) The neutralisation of the transmitter has enabled us to use our airforce again. Tonight there will be "a baptism of Turnips" as we will commence bombing .
In regard to your "Killer salmon" we believe that we have talken care of this. We have invited a group of 250 german FISHERMEN over and have offered them cheap accomadation and free boat hire. The River Moy and the surrounding area should be devoid of fish within three days.
We also have stationed three highly trained spies in Parke round tower along with some high -tech surveillence gear, so now we can keep tabs on what you lot are up to and we will be able to give advance warning to the homeland if you send any forces against us.
We will fight to the last man and the third bullet.
N O S U R R E N D E R ! ! !
Signed: The President of the Free Republic Of Bohola and the Commander of the 1st. (sheep) army.