Posted by Nurse on September 01, 2000 at 08:47:38:
Just heard this evening - This one only for the Guys - So OK you are out with a bunch of lads and you end up going home with the most ugly woman in the pub AND wake up with her in the morning... well that's called Coyote Ugly - by definition a Coyote, caught in a trap, will chew it's leg off before being snared... thus, metaphorically speaking, a man would chop off his arm before waking the afore mentioned ugly woman to drag his arm from beneath the said subject. So anyway the story goes that is called Coyote ugly. Well if that woman should later awake, and because she found said arm, go LOOKING FOR A ONE ARMED MAN, he should chew off the other one just to keep her from his door!!!! Double Coyote ugly!
As I have always maintained, 'I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman - but I have often woke up with one!!!!' DO have a nice weekend!
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