Posted by Faux Veritas News Service on September 03, 2000 at 18:50:22:
Faux Veritas News Service
Our incredible saga of courage and craftiness of the Republic of Connaught continues.
After placating the forces of the breakaway Republic of Bohola, and then outwitting the Bohola splinter group the BRA (Bohola Republican Army), a triumphant President Mike will be returning to The Republic. First stop on his agenda is a visit To Lough Castlebar, formed when the town of Castlebar was airlifted for safekeeping. After a few relaxing hours of fishing, Conanught "Air Force One" will transport the President to the Tayto factory, where workers have been laboring furiously to prepare for an airlift of Taytos to Castlebar Island.
"In spite of all our planning, we simply overlooked the short supply of Taytos", said President Mike, "an oversight that MUST be corrected". "Apparently, my citizens have been enjoying their stay in the warm Mediterranean sun, but we have heard some grumblings about the shortage of Taytos", the President added. "This will be corrected!".
The massive airlift of Taytos is scheduled to begin as soon as the plane can be loaded, a task made more difficult due to the space taken up on the plane by captured enemy sheep. A spokesman for the President added that a special airdrop of Taytos will be made over Portugal, to supply Eimear with some tasty crisps. "We take care of ALL of our people". said the President.