Posted by Old Wife on September 06, 2000 at 16:20:15:
In Reply to: WoW posted by scrawny on September 06, 2000 at 00:27:52:
Blow your nose into a cabbage leaf in a graveyard at midnight, whilst standing on one leg in a half-filled barrel of donkey muck. Place the resultant mess in a bag of maltesers and leave it in your love interests letterbox, whilst barking out "nyack, nyack, wibble wibble, you saucy floopengeist."
This has never been known to fail!
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