Posted by Connacht Defence Force on September 18, 2000 at 16:35:14:
In Reply to: I want to say thanks to the CDF. posted by President of the Free Republic of Bohola on September 18, 2000 at 14:04:44:
Well, mighty one, you have fallen into ANOTHER of our traps. We left out one minor detail about our turnip and sheep dung discoveries. Yes, you can creaate volatile fuel and explosives this way but it is EXTREMELY unstable. In our tests, the mixture bagan to self combust in less than 12 hours. (Let me check my watch.....) Oh, so sorry. I suppose the noise we are hearing from the direction of Bohola isn't eminating from the new karaoke polka pub. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Your sheep, while capable of creating the unstable dung grenades, also produce another waste by-product, also unstable. So soon your experimantal sheep will become self-igniting flame throwers. Ineffective as weapons, as they are extremely hard to aim, they become useless to you and also very unpopular among their own kind. Our apologies to the sheep.
EWE HAVE BEEN HAD!