Posted by Connacht Defence Force on September 19, 2000 at 21:30:41:
The deadline for the exploding "sheeptex" sheep has passed, and no explosions. The solution was simple, we sent our agents into the field to look for nervous looking sheep - they were easy to spot. Each of them was fed a bottle of Infacol, which both neutralised the sheeptex reaction and made them sleep like babies (Without having to count sheep, mind you).
In case you try to bring any of your pacific island sheep ashore, we have organised a bogus fisherman's strike - the real purpose of which is to be on the lookout for your sheep ship. Shearching the shore sho you sheep shipping sharpies surely shan't ship any sheep ashore. Shorry!
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