Posted by Bohola TV news on September 22, 2000 at 16:51:57:
Today, the Connaught Defence Force made a serious blunder when they
revealed that they were blocking Bohola TV broadcasts with the above apparatus.
What they didnt realise is that they are also blocking all other TV transmissions such as BBC and ITV.
The plan to stem the growing dissatisfaction with the Connaught Government by blocking Bohola TV has backfired...tragically.
Thousands of citizens of Castlebar and its townlands vented their fury
at not being able to see "who wants to be a millionaire" and "The Simpsons" outside the government of connaught buildings in spencer st.
A Government spokesman told them "to kindly f**k off!".
Thousands of disillusioned fans of these shows then left and applied for citizenship of Bohola where they can watch TV without government interference. These applications have been checked and thousands have
been granted citzenship in Bohola.
In other news, the Connaught minister for air defence announced that all connaught installations have been fitted with high pressure water cannons
to combat the threat from the Bohola paperplane airforce (paperwaffe)............Hard luck boys, the planes are laminated!!
This is Seymour Butz On Bohola TV News...."Serving the Free Republic of Bohola and its Rapidly growing population"