Posted by Eddie Izzard on February 19, 2001 at 22:27:25:
In Reply to: Re: ManHunter posted by Luca Brasi on February 19, 2001 at 22:15:53:
"In the Church of England, you couldn't have had an inquisition! With the way the Brits were it would be something like... "you must... have... um.. cake and tea in the afternoon... or YOU DIE!" That's not much of a question is it? Imagine it! YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!"
"Cake, please".
"VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE! YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!"
"Cake please!"
"VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE TOO!"
"Oh, thanks! (munches) it's very nice!)
"YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!"
"Death. No wait, I mean..."
"NO! YOU SAID DEATH FIRST! AH-AH AH-AH! Oh alright! You're lucky I'm Church of England! YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!"
"Um.. Cake, please".
"WELL WE'RE OuTTA CAKE! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rsh..."
"Oh, so my choice is "or death"? Well, I believe I will have the chicken, please!"
"There you go sir! Would you like a white wine with that sir? Yes? There you go, thank you for flying Church of England. Cake or Death?"
"I'll have the vegetarian!"
"Alright there you go Mr. Hitler... you Nazi $h!thead..."
The thing would NEVER have worked would it?