Posted by Faux Veritas News Service on February 20, 2001 at 18:29:46:
Sources at the Ballintubber Research Institute announced today, that they have isolated the gene responsible for posting on computer Bulletin Boards.
"We have identified and studied the gene and are now able to improve upon it," said a spokesman for the Institute. "A new generation of genetically modified "Super-Posters" will be available shortly."
The improved "Super-Posters" will feature special features such as improved vocabularies, a wide range of uploaded experience files, and SpelChek.
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