Posted by Aisling on March 07, 2001 at 18:32:06:
Was going through some of my old emails and I came across this one. This is for those of us who ever have to deal with a stressful day (I think that would be all of us at some point): Enjoy!!
(I apologize if anyone has posted this before)
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
> the courage to change the things I cannot accept
> and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to
> kill today because they pissed me off
>
> And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
> as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow
>
> Help me to always give 100% at work.......................
> 12% on Monday
> 23% on Tuesday
> 40% on Wednesday
> 20% on Thursday
> 5% on Friday
>
> And help me to remember.......
> When I'm having a really bad day
> and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
> that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4
> to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!!
>
> Amen