Posted by President of the Republic of Bohola (no longer in Exile) on March 17, 2001 at 13:43:08:
A couple of days ago I was asked by the people of Bohola to come back from exile and lead the village in the face of the F&M crisis.
As most of you probably know our Army consists almost entirly of Sheep,
with a crack assault squad of Pigs. Therefore it is in the National Interest
to keep F&M out of Bohola. We need the Sheep for defence and it is from sheep that we get our explosive secret weapon, Sheeptex which we have used in the past against the Connaught Accordion Assault Brigade and the CDF. All border crossings have been closed into Bohola. However, if we find that we have F&M we will let those diseased sheep/pigs loose within Connaught and bring it to its knees, and then stab it in the back by invading it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!. Oops! I shouldnt have written that! Too late ive hit the post message thingy.....Uh-oh!