Posted by President of the Republic of Bohola on March 21, 2001 at 13:46:17:
I am going to ask you one more time to apologise for calling Bohola a lump of dirt. Usually I am very impatient and if I wasn't exercising this kind of restraint I would have killed you all horribly by now. You have until 5pm THIS evening to apologise. If however you do not we will unleash our full, terrifying, arsenal against Breaffy at 5.01pm. Our weapons include: The Cheagles, the samacudas, the spud missiles,The devastating Sheeptex, The r/c plane, the anti-aircraft gun modified to fire turnips, the full weight of our 23 sheep battalions, our 7 crack assault teams of pigs, the light (cows) cavalry squadrons, and our three bullets. The sheep, pigs, and cows can move freely as the Republic of Bohola has placed no bans on movemet seeing as how the Dublin Junta did all the hard work keeping F&MD out of their territorial area.
All we want is an apology. We can reduce Breaffy to a smoking crater filled with turnips. We dont want to but we will unless the apology is recieved by 5pm TODAY . Im looking forward to recieving your apology.
Signed: The President of The Republic of Bohola