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From: Cmmdt. Ludraman
Date: 11/01/00
Time: 12:32:21
On behalf of F-Troop Glenhest Bombardiers I'd just like to apologise for the failure of the gun running mission. We got the weapons handy enough our contact in Islandeady Gun Club and set off down Newport river for our rendevous with your good self in the Black Oak in Newport. Unfortunately the driver had a celebratery drink on the way and next thing we knew we were States bound. Luckily for us the wind changed and lo and behold we landed on the Ivory Coast where the local Junta surrendered immediately while we were merely trying to sell him the guns. Apparently we now control the whole place so feel free to visit.
p.s. Please send emergency relief supplies of Saussages, rashers, eggs, pudding and a keg or two of Stout, and a bag of crisps and a coke for the driver of the boat.