Posted by JDP on April 17, 2002 at 11:07:21:

In Reply to: In those days..................... posted by Murrisk on April 17, 2002 at 05:22:56:

I remember an excuse given by a farmer having defective rear lights. " I was going home from the market your honour and the ewe in the boot musht `ve aten the wires "
A heading to a court report in the C.T. last brought to mind a film from the seventies which I never had the stomach to go and see.
" MAN ENTERED CONG PUB WITH CHAIN SAW GOING AT FULL THROTTLE"
Apparently he took umbrage at having been barred from the premises. There were no incisions but never was a pub cleared so quickly.

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