Posted by Up the Pearses on February 02, 2001 at 19:35:37:
In Reply to: Re: Nuns posted by Butch on January 25, 2001 at 05:50:59:
The seven dwarfs wereon a visit to the Vatican and
managed to get a private audition with the Pope.
Dopey was being encouraged to go forward on his
own by the other dwarfs and eventually rather
sheephishly presented himself in front of the Holy
Go on whispered the other dwarfs Ask him.
Am! says Dopey
"could you tell me are there any dwarf nuns in
"no,my little friend"replied the Pope "theyre are not"
"are theyre any in Rome"
Dopey rather perplexed asked
"are theyre any dwarf nuns in ITALY or the whole
"no Im afraid not" says the Pope
"Are theyre any nuns in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD" Dopey asks pleadingly.
"None Im afraid" replies the Pope.
Dopey thanks the Holy Father and leaves to join
the other dwarfs who have retreated outside the
door and are giggling uncontrollably.
Well they ask what did he say
Not a one says Dopey
All the dwarfs break into a chorus
Dopey went to bed with a penguin
Dopey went to bed with a penguin.
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