Posted by UTP on August 07, 2001 at 10:33:28:
In Reply to: Re: Tommy Cooper posted by Butch on August 05, 2001 at 03:32:39:
THE LONE RANGER
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walks in and says, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands up, hitches his gun belt, and says, "I do,why?"
The cowboy looks at the Lone Ranger and says, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is just about dead!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rush outside and sure enough, Silver was wobbly legged, bent over, and about to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger gets him some water and soon, Silver starts feeling a little better.
The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "Tonto, I want you to run in circles around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to help cool him off."
Tonto says, "Yes, Kemosabe" and takes off running in circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returns to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says.........................
> > > (SCROLL DOWN)
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> > > "Nothin', but you left your Injun running."
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