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From: Mike
Date: 18/12/99
Time: 22:43:30
Following the news of the alliance between the Glenamoy rebels, The Revolutionary committee and the Free Connaught Movement Intelligence has reached us that the Counter-revolutionary forces in Dublin with the assistance of their partnership for "peace" allies may be planning air strikes against several of our bases in the Castlebar. To prevent this the revolutionary committee have developed an anti-aircraft defence system which is capable of shooting down even a stealth bomber. Details of this system are top secret but we can reveal that we have been carrying out tests of our anti-aircraft searchlight for several years now. These tests have been taking place from a secret location in or near the New Antrim St area on Saturday nights and are visible from many parts of town. (If anyone doesnt believe us take a drive around town and see) The population of Castlebar need have nothing to fear from the enemy as our defences are well organised and very effective. Mayo will be declared a No Fly zone as and from the evening of Dec 31st Next The only exceptions will be for humanatarian helicopter flights to/from the hospital and civilian flights to/from Knock airport. You have been warned.
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